Posts Tagged With: potty
Why Teenagers Are Easier Than Toddlers
As a mother of several small children, I am often engaged in small talk with strangers in places like the grocery store and the like. I hear the phrase, “You have your hands full!” more often than any other phrase in the english language. They are right, of course, I do. Lugging around four kids, [...]
Potty Training
The least sexy thing about puppies is the potty training. The land mines and invisible puddles all over the house, soaking your socks and stinking up every room of the house can get old pretty fast. That is why so many of us take on the task of housebreaking with vigor. We follow those pups [...]
Creed of the Commode
All four of my children have had this divine obsession with the toilet. They would constantly be wandering in to pay homage to their “Porcelain God.” They would perform splashing rituals, getting themselves and the entire bathroom soaked. They would offer sacrifices of toys, cooking utensils, and iTouches. (Apparently they wanted to be sure I [...]






